tastefullyoffensive:

Dog Fails (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs

blingslayer:

coolest thing about Game of Thrones is how everyone has perfect eyebrows despite living in some alternate medieval universe

officialunitedstates:

officialmexico:

texas

no you can’t have it back stop asking

virusexe:

tsukihi:

virusexe:

I am confused and frightened by the internet

just look at cute pictures of bunnies and dicks. itll be okay man

something. something is off

People who follow me because of one specific post confuse me, because they always follow me for the posts that constitute literally 0.03% of my blog. Like, follow me all you want, but if you’re only doing it because you think I reblog deep relationship-related things, I have news for you, friend. My blog is mostly Game of Thrones and dick jokes. Welcome aboard.

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

queefsweat:

3rd place at the dick suck invational

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

kazifer:

teg-anandsara:

pineapplescooter:

doshesquatthebooty:

pineapplescooter:

Oli’s my best friend but he’s not even my top follower why the fuck do I even keep him around

Excuse the shit out of you I think you forgot my name

Shit, this is awkward.

listen. my name is written on this little shits wall in yellow colored pencil because I wrote it there when I was three.
I win.

That is honestly the cutest thing.

Sadly that wall was painted over and we moved out of that house.
But there are pictures of Baby Austin and Baby Oliver together seeing Barney Live.
So Oli kind of wins.

I take it back, Spidey is my best friend, but she’s also not my top follower.

Not even in the top 4.

Step your game up.

doshesquatthebooty:

pineapplescooter:

Oli’s my best friend but he’s not even my top follower why the fuck do I even keep him around

Excuse the shit out of you I think you forgot my name

Shit, this is awkward.