dirtyalmondskin:

pettysexual:

gluten-free-pussy:

not-your-basic-butch:

runawayrat:

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

Hello Titty

@staff !!!!!!!

🔫 fucking snitch

fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

e-seal:

silver-clovers:

e-seal:

They call me giant rat bitch because I make the rules

what

I think I was pretty clear

the-quasar-hero:

I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found

jointphotographicexportsgroup:

my five year plan:

years 1-4: truckin

year 5: fuckin

ishimustard:

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

briarsrose:

shittycryptids:

An inchworm that makes an accordion noise when it moves

Change your URL OP